It's on European socialism. I mean, really. What's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan to be European. So, who gives a care if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that Idon't own a car. He turns the shower head around and uses it like a microphone. Ferris comes out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. He's drying his hair with another of a different color. Not that I condone fascism. Or any "isms". "Isms", in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism". He should believe in himself. John Lennon said it on his first solo album. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Afterall, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off people. I'm not very political? Let me put that into perspective... My uncle went to Canada to protest the war, right? On the Fourth of July he was down with my aunt and he got drunk and told my Dad he felt guilty he didn't fight in Viet Nam. So I said, "What's the deal, UncleJeff? In wartime you want to be a pacifist and in peacetime you want to be a soldier. It took you twenty years to find out you don't believe in anything?" Grounded. Just like that. Two weeks. Be careful when you deal with old hippies. They can be real touchy. My mother was a hippie. But she lost it. She got old. If she listens to the White Album now? She doesn't hear music, she hears memories. Nostalgia is her favorite drug. It'll probably be mine, too. I hope not. , ... The Top Ten List is the Top Ten Funniest Movies of All Time.

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Welcome to my homepage. I am a Senior from Jefferson High School. I wrestle and play football for the mighty falcons. I love fishing, hunting and funny movies. On this page, I plan to feature a top ten list and also, pictures and links to my friends.

My Top Ten List

Top Ten Funniest Movies of All Time
#10. Kingpins
# 9. Tremors II: Aftershocks
# 8. Sgt. Bilko
# 7. Canadian Bacon
# 6. Wagons East
# 5. Robin Hood Men in Tights
# 4. National Lampoons Loaded Weapon II
# 3. Hot Shots Part Deux
# 2. Dumb and Dumber
# 1. Ferris Buellers Day Off

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